JUST TWO SHOTS APIECE
They are telling a story in Switzerland about what would happen if the Kaiser violated Swiss, as he has already violated Belgian, neutrality.
The Kaiser was amazed at a Swiss drill by the shooting of the Switzers, who all scored bull’s-eyes.
“Wonderful shots!” said the Kaiser to a Swiss general. “Wonderful shots!”
“And we have, your Majesty, 100,000 such shots in the Swiss army,” the general answered.
The Kaiser laughed, and in a joking way he said:
“But suppose I invaded you with 200,000 soldiers?”
“In that case, your Majesty,” said the other, “we should each of us fire twice.”