NEVER FAZED HIM
At a recruiting meeting recently the speaker, having got his audience in a high state of enthusiasm by telling them of the many brave deeds of the British soldiers in France, suddenly espied a big, strongly built man at the back of the hall. “My man,” he cried, “how is it that you are not at the front?”
“Oh, it is all right,” replied the burly yokel; “I can hear every word you say from here.”