THE ENGLISH LIKE THIS KIND
A little boy received a toy donkey as a birthday present.
“What are you going to call it?” asked his father.
“King George,” replied the boy.
“Oh, no,” said his father, “that would never do. That would be an insult to the King. Why not call it the Kaiser?”
“Because,” said the little boy, indignantly, “that would be an insult to my donkey.”