WHY THEY THREW HIM IN AGAIN
A dentist in an English east-coast town was one day standing on the pier watching the evolutions of some warships, when he accidentally toppled into the water. Three recruits who were standing by immediately plunged in to the rescue and hauled him out.
On recovering his breath, he looked admiringly at his brave rescuers, and in a voice filled with deep gratitude he said:
“My brave fellows, how can I ever repay you for your gallantry? Just come along to my consulting rooms, and I’ll draw all the bloomin’ teeth out of your heads, and not charge you a penny.”