COMMUNISM
We were talking to our friend O'Doul about politics, and he was calm enough until somebody announced himself "a violent radical."
"I can stand for Socialism—a little of it, anyway," said O'Doul fiercely; "but it's this Communism that makes me mad; I'm not going to stand for any form of government under which a man can come up to me and say, 'O'Doul, there are too many men just like you in New York. You go out and live in Columbus.'"
A—"Your communism is stupid. If everything were divided today, in a very short time your portion would be gone. What then?"
B—"Divide again!"