SUNDAY SCHOOLS
"Ef yo' had your choice, Liza, which would yo' rather do—live, or die an' go to heaven?"
"Ah'd rather live."
"Why, Liza White, yo' scan'lous chile! Sunday-school hain't done yo' no good'tall!"—Life.
JIMMIE AND BOBBIE—"Mother I don't mind going to Sunday school any other day, but it just spoils Sunday."
Little Raymond returned home from Sunday school in a very joyous mood. "Oh, mother," he exclaimed as he entered the house, "the superintendent said something awfully nice about me in his prayer this morning!"
"Isn't that lovely! What did he say, pet?" questioned the mother.
"He said, 'O Lord, we thank thee for our food and Raymond.'"