The deplorable issue.


"Bishops," said the Rev. Mr. Phillips to the Playgoers' Club, "are not really so stiff and starchy as they are made out to be. There is a good heart beneath the gaiters." Calf-love, we presume.


Different Views.—Bishops complain of a dearth of candidates for orders. Managers of theatres think differently.


Leg-itimate Successes.—Modern extravaganzas.


Theatrical.—The only people who never suffer in the long run—managers of theatres.


"Standing Orders."—Free admissions who can't get seats.