The deplorable issue.
"Bishops," said the Rev. Mr. Phillips to the Playgoers' Club, "are not really so stiff and starchy as they are made out to be. There is a good heart beneath the gaiters." Calf-love, we presume.
Different Views.—Bishops complain of a dearth of candidates for orders. Managers of theatres think differently.
Leg-itimate Successes.—Modern extravaganzas.
Theatrical.—The only people who never suffer in the long run—managers of theatres.
"Standing Orders."—Free admissions who can't get seats.