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"And how old are you, my little man?"
"I'm not old at all. I'm nearly new!"
The Force of Classic Teaching.—Master. Now, boys, what is Hexham famous for?
Binks Minor. Making the hexameter, sir.
[Waits afterwards.
Proverbs Revised.—"One is better than two." Mother. You are a very naughty little girl!
Little Girl (after some thought). Aren't you glad I wasn't twins, mummy?
