OUR CHILDREN
Nurse. "You dreadful children! Where have you been?"
Young Hopeful. "Oh, nursie, we've been trying to drown those dear little ducks, but they will come to the top!"
Auntie. "Do you know you are playing with two very naughty little boys, Johnny?" Johnny. "Yes." Auntie. "You do! I'm surprised. Why don't you play with good little boys?" Johnny. "Because their mothers won't let them!"
