THE SLOCUM POGIS TOILET-CLUB
"These 'ere barbers makes a rare lot o' fuss about it, but 'tain't nowt to sheep shearin'."
Diet.—Village Doctor. "Well, are you better? Have you taken your medicine regularly, and eaten plenty of animal food?" Patient. "Yes, sir, I tried it, and so long as it were be-ans and o-ats, I could manage pooty well, sir; but when you come to that there chopped hay, that right-down choked me, sir!"
