1865-1866.

I stood on a tower in the wet,

And New Year and Old Year met,

And winds were roaring and blowing;

And I said, "O years! that meet in tears,

Have ye aught that is worth the knowing?"

Science enough and exploring,

Wanderers coming and going;

Matter enough for deploring,

But aught that is worth the knowing?

Seas at my feet were flowing,

Waves on the shingle pouring;

Old Year roaring and blowing,

And New Year blowing and roaring.

The following parody, which appeared shortly afterwards, is scarcely inferior to the Laureate's lines.—

1867-1868.

I sat in a 'bus in the wet,

"Good Words" I had happened to get,

With Tennyson's last bestowing;

And I said, "O bard! who works so hard,

Have ye aught that is worth the knowing?"

Verses enough and so boring,

Twaddle quite overflowing,

Rubbish enough for deploring;

But aught that is worth the knowing?

Placards on walls were glowing,

Puffs in the papers pouring,

"Good Words" roaring and blowing,

"Once a Week" blowing and roaring!

Or, "another way," as the cookery books say—