BEHIND TIME.
She looked quite cross—her face had not
The smile that once lured one and all,
While waiting at that seaside spot
For him she loved;—divinely tall;
Her sloe-black eyes showed restless change,
Small sparks of anger you might catch,
And yet those eyes you could not match,
Were you throughout the world to range,
"Alas! I'm getting weary, weary—
Waiting here for Fred;
He said he'd take me sailing—query?
He's not come yet," she said.
"He asked me when we met last night,
If I would like a sail or row;
I answered 'Yes,' with great delight;
He said at one o'clock we'd go.
'Tis now five minutes past the hour,
And where is he, I'd like to know?
Oh! if I did not love him so
I'd punish him—and show my pow'r.
But oh, alas! it is so dreary
When I am not with Fred;
I feel like Moore's lamenting Peri:
Why won't he come?" she said.
The tear-drops then welled from her eyes,
And down her damask cheek they crept;
Her bosom heaved with sundry sighs,
She cried, "I'll no excuse accept.
I will not speak to him," said she;
"How dare he keep me waiting here!"
When suddenly, approaching near,
Her tardy swain she chanced to see;
And then, forgetting she'd been weary,
She cried, "Oh, here comes Fred!"
And somehow then she seemed less dreary,
"How nice he looks!" she said.
H. C. NEWTON.
From Tom Hood's Comic Annual, 1884.
The Poet Laureate's cruise with Sir Donald Currie, in the autumn of 1883, was an event of some importance, as he was then afforded an opportunity of reading his poems to a select audience of Royal personages; it is generally supposed that it was during that trip also that the Prime Minister offered him the title, his acceptance of which has since been the subject of so much comment and censure. Punch (September 22, 1883) described the voyage to the north in the following comical medley of parodies of the Laureate's poems:—