DYSPEPSIA.

THE dinner hour had come at last,

The evening sun was sinking fast;

I sat me down in sorry mood,

And darkly look'd upon the food.

Dyspepsia!

My happy comrades' bright eyes beam'd,

And o'er the steaming potage gleam'd;

Alas! not mine to find relief

In whitebait's flavour bright and brief.

Dyspepsia!

"Try not the duck," my conscience said;

'Twill lie upon your chest like lead;

Delusion all, that bird so fair;

The sage and onions are a snare.

Dyspepsia!

"Oh, taste!" our hostess cried, and press'd

A portion of a chicken's breast;

I view'd the fowl with longing eye,

Then answer'd sadly, with a sigh,

Dyspepsia!

I mark'd with fix'd and stony glare

A brace of pheasants and a hare;

A tear stood in my bilious eye,

When helping friends to pigeon-pie.

Dyspepsia!

"Beware the celery, if you please;

Beware the awful Stilton cheese."

This was the doctor's last good-night;

I answered feebly, turning white,

"Dyspepsia!"

The scarcely-tasted dinner done,

Old Port and walnuts next came on;

I kept my mouth all closely shut;

But how I long'd for just one nut!

Dyspepsia!

Some nuts I had, at early day,

(Morn was just breaking cold and grey),

I, starting up, with loud ha! ha!

Felt falling, like a falling star.

Dyspepsia!

The Mocking Bird, by Frederick Field (John Van Voorst, London, 1868.)