THE HAIR OF THE DEAD.

PILE it up,

Pile it up,

Till it towers above;

Pile it up,

Pile it up,

'Tis a labour of love:

Pin it so carefully,

Cannot be known

Of that temple of hair fully

Half's not your own.

That dark plaited mass,

So dear and so rare:

That highly-prized mass,

Is a dead woman's hair.

Maybe she was poor,

With no money or purse;

Homeless and fasting,

A vagrant, or worse—

A sport for the wind,

As it listlessly blew,

And who from her kind,

No sympathy knew.

Who knows how she died?

Perchance of her life,

O'er burdened with strife,

She grew weary and cried—

"To death's awful mystery swift to be hurled

Anywhere, anywhere out of the world."

Then when the dark waters

Had closed o'er her head,

And this type of Eve's daughters

Was told with the dead;

Then when her poor body

Was borne by the wave

To the shore; they allowed her

A wanderer's grave.

Nor perfect, indeed,

Could she enter it there;

In their terrible greed

They must clip off her hair;

In their venomous greed

They must steal off her hair.

* * * *

What do we care

That this long flowing curl,

Such a charm to a girl,

Is a dead woman's hair?

Our changeable sex,

Do as fashion directs;

And so long as the hair

Is a grace to the head,

So long will we wear

The locks of the dead.

The Figaro, May 5, 1875.

(At that date ladies were wearing very large chignons).


On the occasion of an inebriated "swell" being expelled from the Prince of Wales's Theatre, by P. C. 22 Z.:—

Take him up tendahly,

Lift him with caah;

Clothes are made slendahly

Now, and will taah!

Punch not that nob of his,

Thus I imploah;

Pick up that bob of his,

Dropped on the floah!

Pwaps he's a sister,

Pwaps he's a bwother,

Come to the play with him—

Let 'em away with him—

One or the other.

Ram his hat lightly,

Yet firmly and tightly,

Ovah his head.

Turn his coat-collah back,

Get his half-dollah back.

22 Z.