THE PREMIER TO MRS. GLADSTONE.

You must wake me in the morning, rouse me early, wifey, dear;

To-morrow'll be a ticklish time at Westminster, I hear;

At Westminster, the Franchise Bill will glide upon its way,

And I shall have something to say, deary, I shall have something to say.

There's many a black-legged Tory who would frustrate our design—

There's Northcote and there's Goschen, who was once a friend of mine;

But none, I think, will stand their ground if I can get fair play,

For they know it is true what I say, deary, they know it is true what I say.

I sleep so light of late, wifey, that bedtime comes in vain,

They've bored me so with Gordon that I've Egypt on the brain:

Yet I'll regain these wasted hours—this loss of time won't pay—

And show that I mean what I say, deary, show that I mean what I say.

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JESSIE H. WHEELER.

The Weekly Dispatch, May 4, 1884.