GLUTTONY

A clergyman was quite ill as a result of eating many pieces of mince pie.

A brother minister visited him and asked him if he was afraid to die.

"No," the sick man replied, "But I should be ashamed to die from eating too much."

There was a young person named Ned,

Who dined before going to bed,

On lobster and ham

And salad and jam,

And when he awoke he was dead.