MISSIONARIES
SHE—"Poor cousin Jack! And to be eaten by those wretched cannibals!"
HE—"Yes, my dear child; but he gave them their first taste in religion!"
At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society in a large city church a discussion arose among the members present as to the race of people that inhabited a far-away land. Some insisted that they were not a man-eating people; others that they were known to be cannibals. However, the question was finally decided by a minister's widow, who said:
"I beg pardon for interrupting, Mrs. Chairman, but I can assure you that they are cannibals. My husband was a missionary there and they ate him."