I Like ’em, God Bless ’em

These widowers are an elusive lot,

I like ’em!

They make you forego the sense you’ve got,

I like ’em!

They call you young, they think you’re green,

For blasé women they’re beaucoup keen,

They’re the worst darn pests I’ve ever seen,

I like ’em.

—By Flo.

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The best man that ever lived

Must take his child on faith alone,

But the worst woman that ever lived

Knows that her child’s her own.

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