The Alphabet of Love

A is the art of man and maid;

B is the blush, so fair, displayed;

C is the challenge in the eyes;

D the dare that soon replies;

E but why the rest recall?

The rest is E-Z, that’s all.

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A buzz ran ’round the party,

Some maids were e’en in tears;

A blasé girl—ye Gods, the shame—

Had left exposed her ears.

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The melancholy days have come,

The saddest of the year.

There’s no coal in the cellar,

And no goodness in the beer.

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If I had a girl and she was mine,

I’d paint her back with iodine;

And on her ankles I’d place this sign,

“Keep off the lunch, they’re mine, they’re mine.”

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