Watchful Waiting

(From the Dubuque Times-Herald.)

GAS OVERCOMES GIRL WHILE TAKING BATH

Miss Cecelia M. Jones owes her life to the watchfulness of Joel Colley, elevator boy, and Rufus Baucom, janitor.

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Murderers appear to me to be happy-go-lucky fellows—they take life so easily.

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When the “pay-off” men are shy of dough

And want a little “jack,”

They take us poor old farmers

And sell a street car track.

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Sayings of the Famous: Old Crow—“Ashes to ashes and dust to dust; if saloons don’t get us the drug stores must.”

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“I’m a little stiff from lacrosse.”

“Oh, Wisconsin?”

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A little snow covers a multitude of rubbish.

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Gossip kills more souls than vice. Reformers, take notice.

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Whenever I see a chorus girl with a new Hudson seal coat, it is none of my business.

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