A He-Vamp’s Motto

If you want one

Thin or fat

Get her address

From my flat.

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Latest reports from Cork, Ireland, indicate that the Sinn Fein have taken Pluto, but cannot hold it.

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A girl may drive a coach,

Or even a motor car,

But the girl who rides a-horseback

Is stretching things too far.

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Brethren and sistern, our text fo’ today will be taken from the book of Whiz Bang, chapta fo’ ’leven fo’ty fo’, verse seben ’leben: “He who sitteth on a red hot stove shall rise again.”

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