Love Croon of a Gambler
Dearie, oh, dearie! If I could have held a hand like this years ago, who knows but what I might have had a full house now.
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder;
Also makes the poor brain wander.
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Eczema, you can’t belong to our union. You’re too much of a scab.
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Mamma loves papa, and papa loves women.
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