The Way with Men

By Warford Frederick.

A sweet

Conceit

Is its own excuse,

I think, don’t you?

I hope you do.

Two neat,

Small feet

And a shoestring loose.

I bend, don’t you,

Before that shoe?

One glance at the shoe and two at the silk,

And an ankle showing as white as milk;

And I tie a knot that will slip again!

For that is ever the way with men.

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It is a rare man, girls, who shakes the furnace as he shakes his shoulders.

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Verily much Mazuma goeth over the bar the cash register knoweth not of.

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There are lots of men who treat tomorrow and treat yesterday, but never treat today.


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