Lost or Stolen
(From Chattanooga Times.)
$10 REWARD. Black mare stolen. Return to W. W. Bell, Tyner, Tenn. Small wart in ear, tail chewed off at hocks; mane lays on both sides of neck; slightly reel-footed in two feet, one front, one hind; $25 if thief is with horse.
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Mother (to battered son)—George, how many times have I told you to stop and count to a hundred before fighting?
George—That’s what I did, Ma, but the other kid’s mother told him to count only ten.
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