Quick, Officer, He’s Bleedin’!
Why is a woman like an umbrella?
Because she is made of ribs and attached to a stick.
No, have another guess.
Because nobody ever gets the right one.
Wrong, swing at it again.
Because she fades with age.
Almost, pull another.
Because she is a good thing to have about the house.
Rotten. Here’s the answer: A woman is like an umbrella because she is used to “reign.”
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