The Game

Joyride and the girls ride with you;

Stroll, and you stroll alone,

For this is the day of the damsels gay,

Who consider the stroller a drone.

Feast, and the girls feast with you;

Fast, and you fast uncheered.

For they like to dine and drink rare wine,

And to dance when the floor is cleared.

Flirt, and the girls flirt with you;

Don’t, and they count you slow.

For they play with you, so you must play, too

Or sit in the lonesome row.

Love, and the girlies love you;

Wed, and she is yours for life.

For she does not play in the cabaret,

The one that you make your wife.

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We will now sing that new southern ballad of the darkies, entitled, “I’se got the razor and you’se got the throat.”

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