U’re Right, Professorette
A wise woman once said there are three follies of men. The first is climbing trees to shake down the fruit, when if they would wait long enough the fruit would fall of its own weight; the second is going to war to kill each other, when, if they only waited, they would die naturally, and the third, that they run after women when, if they would not do so, women would be sure to run after them.
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Before Prohibition: “See your own country first.”
After: “Visit foreign lands and see your own country’s thirst.”
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Customer—“Bring me a Typographical Error.”
Waiter (returning from kitchen)—“Sorry, we have none.”
Customer—“Well, here it is on the menu.”
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