Let’s Swell Up and Bust
A man took his wife out to dinner at a hotel restaurant the other night. A short-skirted damsel breezed in and, there being nobody else in sight, proceeded to vamp him.
“My dear,” grinned the fatuous chump to his wife, “that girl over there is smiling at me.”
“That’s nothing,” replied the better half, “when I first saw you I laughed like hell.”
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