Da, Da, Daddy
I love them all, I love them all,
Please take me in swimmin’
With bow-legged women.
For I love them all.
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“They sure soak you here,” Gus remarked as he paid for a Turkish bath.
* * *
“How hoarse you are this morning.”
“Yes, my husband got home very late last night.”
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My wife and I have been holding hands for twelve years. If we ever let go we’ll kill one another.
* * *
My bride is a nice girl, but she sleeps with her knees up and the draft gives me a cold.
* * *
I’d like to see something in a lady’s combination.
So would I.
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