Farmyard Notes
Chickens get tough when they run around too much.
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Be it ever so humble, there’s no flower like the cauli.
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A bird in the oven is worth two in the bush and a berry in the bush is not worth two in the hand.
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I wish I was cross-eyed, then I could stand on a windy day and gaze at a lady wearing a short skirt, right in the eye and still have a guilty conscience.
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