Friday Special
Restaurant patron—Have you any whale, waiter?
No, sir.
Have you any shark?
No, sir.
Then give me a T bone steak. God knows I asked for fish.
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“Waiter! There’s a fly in my ice cream.”
“Serves him right; let him freeze.”
Our Rural Mail Box
Lou Z. Lizzie—I quite agree with you. A man who gives you his diamond ring to look at and then wants it back is no gentleman.
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Mary Ellen Slapapple—The fact that your sweetheart gave you two black eyes is striking proof of his affection.
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Howsh E. Shaykes—A change of pasture is good for the bull, you know, old dear.
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Hittem Formy—Don’t run your legs off after a woman; you’ll need them to kick yourself.
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True lovers never say good night until morning.
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