Going Up!

He started life as a chiropodist and worked his way up to be a throat specialist.

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Don’t always stand on the same side of the pulpit. You’ll wear a hole in the carpet.

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Here’s to the girl that I kissed last

Who doesn’t kiss slow and doesn’t kiss fast,

With lips like a ruby and cheeks like a rose,

How many have kissed her God only knows.

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“I’m the King of Siam!”

“Yesiam!”

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He left the light burning so he could see to go asleep.

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