Going Up!
He started life as a chiropodist and worked his way up to be a throat specialist.
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Don’t always stand on the same side of the pulpit. You’ll wear a hole in the carpet.
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Here’s to the girl that I kissed last
Who doesn’t kiss slow and doesn’t kiss fast,
With lips like a ruby and cheeks like a rose,
How many have kissed her God only knows.
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“I’m the King of Siam!”
“Yesiam!”
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He left the light burning so he could see to go asleep.
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