Not In Robbinsdale
Hello, is this the chief of the Fire Department?
Yes, this is the chief.
Well, my house is on fire.
How long has it been burnin’?
Half hour.
Did you try puttin’ water on it?
Yes, but it won’t go out.
Then ’taint no use in us comin’ over, because that’s all we could do. G’Bye!
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