Oregon Gal
There she goes on her toes,
All dressed up in her Sunday clothes,
Ain’t she neat, ain’t she sweet,
She has brand new stockings,
And nice big clumsy feet.
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There are a lot of towns in this country that don’t bury their dead. They just let ’em walk around.
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Mr. and Mrs. Fish wish to announce the arrival of a couple of bouncing minnows.
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Musicians have an easy job. While they’re at work they’re only playing.
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I asked the boy across from my farm what he got for planting potatoes. He said, “I don’t get nothin’ when I do, but I get hell when I don’t.”
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I got a fellow so drunk last night that it took three bell boys to put me to bed.
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Wanted: Man to drive. Must bring hammer and nails.
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