Riddle-de-doot!
Where did you get that rose?
That isn’t a rose, that’s a geranium.
No, it isn’t. It’s a rose.
I said it’s a geranium.
How do you spell it?
It’s a rose all right.
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My girl has Pullman teeth.
One upper and one lower.
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Colorado Springs is sure some town. Had to go up to the city hall to get a permit from the mayor to play a game of dominoes.
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This wash board is a hundred years old.
Yes, it surely is wrinkled.
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