Some Parties, Ahoy!
“I suppose your wife was tickled to death at your raise in salary?”
“She will be.”
“Haven’t you told her yet?”
“No, I thought I would enjoy myself for a couple of weeks first.”
* * *
Isaac Goldstein came home one evening, unexpectedly, and found a man sitting on his wife’s lap.
Next day he told his business partner about it. His partner asked Mr. Goldstein what he had said to the man.
Goldstein replied, “I didn’t even speak to him. He was a stranger.”
Pasture Pot Pourri
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
If you don’t like my figure,
Keep your hands off my shoulders.
* * *