The Barber Itch
Three prospective brides were in conference, Madge, Mary and Martha.
Madge—I am to marry a lawyer with fine practice. We are building a beautiful home.
Mary—My future husband is a banker and we will have a summer home, a maid and a car.
Martha—Well, girls, if you must know, I am to marry a barber.
Consternation reigned.
“What on earth are you going to marry a barber for?” gasped Madge and Mary.
Martha—Because any time a barber isn’t kissing you he is talking about it.
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A timid bachelor recently walked into a dance hall by mistake, and thought he was in a ladies’ dressing room.
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Jack—You certainly disgraced me at the banquet last night when you got drunk.
Jill—What did I do.
Jack—When the charlotte russe was served you tried to blow the foam off it.
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