To a Mountain Rat

By Frank B. Lindeman.

Yes I reckon God made ye

He’s blamed for rattlesnakes,

And porcupines and woodchucks,

And if they ain’t mistakes

Ye’re a crowin’ example

Of carelessness divine,

To nigh the danger line.

Yer winkless eye in innocence

Hides cunnin’ cussedness,

And yer skin is full to bustin’

With a longin’ to possess

All things that don’t belong to you,

But when all’s said and done

There’s things on earth ye’ve failed to steal,

And reputation’s one.

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The real John Barleycorn of older days is gone, but not forgotten.

Those of us who knew him best, and loved him most,

Stuck with him ’til the last drop.

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Pretty (looking over the new theatre down-town)—What do you think of the excavation?

Witty—Oh, it’s pretty good as a whole.

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