ONE WAY TO MAKE A RECORD.
"I got fifteen valentines," said Jackey—"one from pa, one from ma, one from Jennie, and two from Mollie Perkins."
"Where did the other ten come from?"
"Oh, I sent the other ten to myself."
At a political meeting in Kansas during the late campaign a free-silver speaker was orating upon the subject of the "masses" and the "classes," and finally exclaimed, "Is not one man as good as another in this free country of ours?"
A farmer in the audience cried out, "Sure, and a great deal better!"