A BARBER'S JOKE.
A well-known American clergyman went into a barber shop one morning, and being somewhat of a joker, said to the barber, "My friend, you may cut my hair as short as you would like my sermons to be."
The barber immediately got out his razor and proceeded to shave the doctor's head.
"Hold on!" cried the doctor. "Are you going to take it all off?"
"You told me to, doctor," said the barber. "I don't want any of your sermons."