A CURIOUS DEFINITION.
A great many persons have discussed the question as to what is the true definition of the word gentleman. The ideas advanced on the subject are generally entertaining, novel, and of great variety, but there has probably never been a more singular definition given than that of the Irishman who was asked his opinion on the subject.
"Sure, sorr," he replied, "a gintleman is a—well, oi should say he was a mon what ates jam on his mutton, sorr."