GIANTS REFRESHED.
Our Leaders. "ENOUGH OF DEEDS! LET'S GET TO WORDS!"
Son (lately returned from big game shooting in Africa). "There I stood, the ferocious beast facing me, not a yard away—a situation needing such calmness and courage as in this quiet little suburb, my dear mother, you would never be called upon to display."
Parlourmaid. "If you please, 'M, there's another bison in the kitchen. What would you wish done with it?"
Mother (accustomed to Cockney accent). "Put it in Mr. Jack's room, Beatrice, and take away the one that's chipped."