HIGH ART.
Our very busiest Society Portrait Painter (who has rushed back to his studio after a luncheon in Park Lane). "I'm late, Mrs. Faulkner. Anybody come?"
Studio Caretaker. "Yes, Sir. I've already shown a lady up to the dressing-room."
Portrait Painter. "Is it the Countess of West Middlesex or Lady Vera Valtravers?"
Studio Caretaker. "I'm sure I can't say, Sir. They're that covered up with powder and paint I can't tell one from t'other."