THE NEW CHIMNEY.
Mike. "Faith, Tim, ye haven't got ut Straight at all! It lanes over to the Roight!"
Tim. "Oh, ye're wrong. It's Plumb ex-hact! It's myself that Plumbed ut mosht careful. Indade, if ut has a fault, it lanes over an Inch or tew to the Left, when ye look at ut from Behoind!!"