WHY ELINOR IS EVER YOUNG.

(By a Fiancé à la Mode.)

["... The women they might have married—the girls whom they danced with when they were youths—have grown too old for our middle-aged suitors."—Standard.]

I'm just engaged: I'm forty-five—

Our modern prime for wedded blisses.

The age par excellence to wive

With blooming fin-de-siècle Misses;

I'm very happy; so's my Love;

I don't regret that long I've tarried;—

And yet I can't help thinking of

The damozels I might have married.

Yes; there was Janet, slim and pert;

I took her in last night to dinner,

And cannot honestly assert

That years conspire to make her thinner;

Yet once we cooed o'er tea and buns;

She quite forgets how on we carried,

Nor owns, with undergraduate sons,

That she was one I might have married.

And Lilian, emanation soft,

Fair widow of the latter Sixties,

Ideal of the faith that oft

With earliest homage intermixt is;

I used to dream her, oh! so young;

She's wrinkled now and bent and arid;

It almost desecrates my tongue,

But she was one I might have married.

A truce to recollection sore;

I'm still considered smart and youthful;

And trusting, darling Elinor

Assures me so with passion truthful;

In my fond eyes she'll wither ne'er,

Because—the fact can scarce be parried—

I shan't survive to see her share

The fate of those I might have married!