Crackers.

The youthful but indiscriminating would-be smoker will find unending bliss in the joys of Our Smoking-Room Concert, his pleasure though commencing with a bang won't end in smoke. Feminine hearts who long for the sunny south will revel in the Riviera Cosaque. Both these are warranted to "go off," through the inventive genius of our "crack" G. Sparagnapane.