HOLIDAY CHARACTER STUDIES.
Mrs. Stanley Bounderson (née Martha Fullalove, the Liverpool heiress). "What would Doady do, if his loving little Wifey didn't carry his great heavy Waterproof for him when it leaves off Raining, and he wants to Smoke?"
Mr. Stanley Bounderson (alias Doady). "He'd carry it himself, I suppose!"
Jones, Q.C. (aside to Mrs. Jones). "Yes; and be twice as fond of his little Wifey into the bargain, you bet!"
[Which is best, to love much, like Mrs. S. B, or be much loved, like Mrs. J.?
