SEXOMANIA.
By an Angry Old Buffer.
"When Adam delved and Eve span,"
No one need ask which was the man.
Bicycling, footballing, scarce human,
All wonder now "Which is the woman?"
But a new fear my bosom vexes;
To-morrow there may be no sexes!
Unless, as end to all the pother,
Each one in fact becomes the other.
E'en then perhaps they'll start amain
A-trying to change back again!
Woman was woman, man was man,
When Adam delved and Eve span.
Now he can't dig and she won't spin,
Unless 'tis tales all slang and sin!
