THE CRAZE FOR SALARIED OFFICIALS-SOME SUGGESTIONS.
Why not have Controllers of Conviviality
to check over-indulgence in eating.
And drinking?.
or Wardens of Reputations
to suppress scandal
and tittle-tattle?.
or Censors of Phraseology
to restrain bad language?
But best of all, make everybody an
Inspector of Officials, so
that the great British Public can
get a little of its own back..