HIS MASTER'S VOICE.
The Kaiser (to Turkey, reassuringly). "LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS TO EXPLODE."
Turkey. "YES, I QUITE SEE THAT. BUT WHERE SHALL I BE WHEN IT'S ALL OVER?"
Talkative Passenger. "I see that the young Earl of Harboro' has just done a very plucky act at the front."
Rabid Socialist (indignantly). "Well, so he ought."